Meet Malcom the Ninja. He's 2.75 ft. tall (economy sized ninja's are really "in" these days), has spiky blond hair, and has mastered the art of looking innocent. Malcom the Ninja's specializes in, but is not limited to, the following abilities:
Lock-Picking
Thievery
Espionage
Running SUPER fast
Posing for GapKids catalog covers
And hippo wrestling
The prices for hiring Malcom the Ninja vary according to job description, date, mission duration, and how many hippos may be involved. Don't call him. He'll call you (and probably on his mother's cell phone while she's otherwise occupied). Code identification phrase: "Dada? Da da da dada mmmmmm!" Followed by giggles.
Oh...my...gosh...sooo cute! And soo funny, another one that made me bust up laughing! Such a perfect costume for him, he is definitely yours and Bens kid:)
ReplyDeleteUltra cuteness!!!
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